Friday, April 30, 2010

STUFF

Let us imagine a man whose wealth is equalled only by his indifference to what wealth generally brings, a man of exceptional arrogance who wishes to fix, to describe, and to exhaust not the whole world - merely to state such an ambition is enough to invalidate it - but a constituted fragment of the world: in the face of the inextricable incoherence of things, he will set out to execute a (necessarily limited) programme right the way through, in all its irreducible, intact entirety.

Georges Perec's La Vie mode d'emploi (Life: A User's Manual) is a humongous book. Specifically, it's 568 pages, which may not seem too bad, but it's 568 pages of stuff. Tons and tons and tons of it. Layers and layers of minutiae. Lists that go on and on and on, many of which I literally skipped over. Do I really need to know every last item Madame Marcia has in her antique shop?

I do because there is a mathematical formula at work here. According to Wikipedia:
These elements come together with Perec's constraints for the book (in keeping with Oulipo objectives): he created a complex system which would generate for each chapter a list of items, references or objects which that chapter should then contain or allude to. He described this system as a "machine for inspiring stories".

There are 42 lists of 10 objects each, gathered into 10 groups of 4 with the last two lists a special "Couples" list. Some examples:
  • number of people involved
  • length of the chapter in pages
  • an activity
  • a position of the body
  • emotions
  • an animal
  • reading material
  • countries
  • 2 lists of novelists, from whom a literary quotation is required
  • "Couples", e.g. Pride and Prejudice, Laurel and Hardy.
The way in which these apply to each chapter is governed by an array called a Graeco-Latin square. The lists are considered in pairs, and each pair is governed by one cell of the array, which guarantees that every combination of elements is encountered. For instance, the items in the couples list are seen once with their natural partner (in which case Perec gives an explicit reference), and once with every other element (where he is free to be cryptic). In the 1780s, the great mathematician Leonhard Euler had conjectured that a 10×10 Graeco-Latin square could not exist and it was not until 1959 that one was actually constructed, refuting Euler.

To further complicate matters, the 38th and 39th list are named "Missing" and "False" and each list comprises the numbers 1 to 10. The number these lists give for each chapter indicates one of the 10 groups of 4 lists, and folds the system back on itself: one of the elements must be omitted, and one must be false in some way (an opposite, for example). Things become tricky when the Missing and False numbers refer to group 10, which includes the Missing and False lists.
ASEDRTGFVBNMKLK WTF???

Background: Perec was a member of the Oulipo group of French writers and mathematicians united by their interest in "constrained writing," a literary technique in which a work is produced under certain self-imposed restrictions. Poetry is the most common example, since genres such as haiku and the sonnet require a very specific verse structure. In prose, constrained writing often takes the form of omitting certain words or letters, or, as in Perec's case, conforming the narrative structure to a particular pattern. Both Perec and one Ernest Vincent Wright have also written novels without using the letter "e," despite it being the most common letter in both the French and English languages. Le Train de Nulle Part (The Train from Nowhere), a 2004 novel by Michel Dansel, does not have a single verb.

Hence, Life: A User's Manual is one giant word game. Or a puzzle, which is Perec's biggest motif.

Bartlebooth is a wealthy and eccentric Englishman who owns 11 Rue Simon-Crubellier, the fictional Parisian apartment building where the novel takes place. His entire life has been devoted to one singular project. Over a twenty-year period, beginning sometime shortly before World War II, he traveled the world with his faithful servant Smautf, painting scenes of various ports at a rate of every two weeks for a grand total of 500 watercolors. The finished painting is faithfully mailed back to Paris on regular schedule, where Gaspard Winckler, recruited by Bartlebooth specifically for this purpose, attaches it to a wooden support and cuts it into a jigsaw puzzle. Following his return to 11 Rue Simon-Crubellier, Bartlebooth will spend the remainder of his life solving every one of the 500 puzzles. Each reassembled product is then passed onto Georges Morellet, a chemist also carefully selected by Bartlebooth, who treats the puzzle with a solution of his own invention that rebinds the paper. Finally, the recreated painting is mailed back the port it depicts where it is submerged in saltwater until not a trace of the watercolor is left. Bartlebooth intends to leave behind no evidence of half a century's labor.

Smautf, Winckler, and Morellet are also residents of 11 Rue Simon-Crubellier, along with Valène, the artist who tutored Bartlebooth before he commenced his world tour, and various families and individuals of varying histories and circumstances. Madame Moreau is the elderly self-made owner of a giant manufacturer-seller of tools, craft supplies, and DIY kits. Dr. Dinteville runs his own clinic and laments the failure of his research career. The Altamonts are planning a party. Cinoc works as a "word-killer" eliminating obsolete definitions from the Larousse dictionary. Madame Albin used to own a French printing press in Damascus until anti-colonialist sentiment forced her and her husband to flee the country, following which her husband died and her fortune was largely consumed by various court cases. All of these and others are frozen in time on June 23, 1975 at 8:00 pm, when Georges Perec removed (figuratively) the facade of 11 Rue Simon-Crubellier, exposed each room, and carefully laid out the contents and activities therein.

For the reader's convenience, the book also comes with a map of the building, an index, chronology, "alphabetical checklist," and postscript advising us that Life: A User's Manual contains quotations, some slightly altered, of a diverse group of writers that includes Italo Calvino, Jorge Luis Borges, Gustave Flaubert, James Joyce, Franz Kafka, Marcel Proust, Jules Verne, Vladimir Nobokov, Sigmund Freud, Herman Melville, Agatha Christie, and Gabriel García Márquez.

You could make like Bartlebooth and spend your whole life on one mission. Namely, this book. I wonder if Perec's brain ever just seized up due to the sheer amount of stuff that spills out over the course of 568 pages, like someone just emptied a whole giant bucket of miscellanea.

I don't do math, so I couldn't approach Life from that particular angle. Unfortunately, the Graeco-Latin-Euler-array-square 10×10 mumbo-jumbo is what unifies and orders all of Perec's clutter. It's like seeing the trees but being unable to comprehend the concept of a forest. Ohmigod, TREES PLANTS LEAVES LOGS STICKS EVERYWHERE! What could this be?

I can discern, however, a running preoccupation with the detective genre. Several mystery novels are included in the lists of stuff found in some of the rooms and even on the public stairway. A boy and his friends draw a crime serial for their school paper and then can't figure out how their investigator progresses from the initial question (whodunit?) to the solution. I seem to recall a couple of other examples but they have since been submerged in the sheer volume of stuff. But anyway, what I get out of this is a desire for order. The job of every sleuth, whether a hardboiled LAPD homicide detective or the small-town amateur in a cozy, is to sort and organize incoming information, stemming from the crime itself, until a pattern is articulated and then followed to its logical conclusion (whodidit!).

In other words: the detective looks at life and ascertains a design at work. A problem arose, whether suddenly or over a period of time. There was a catalyst. A crime was committed. The guilty party tried to cover their tracks. It's a recognizable narrative.

But there's also that messy entropy thing. Even if you can extract a single strand of narrative - beginning, middle, end - out of the vastness of one, two, or several lives, any attempt to impose order on an entire individual life (let alone more than one) is impossible. Your work will unravel, as life is ultimately too big to be confined to any one framework. (That's the philosophical conundrum behind every (auto)biography - see Gert Jonke's novel/memoir The System of Vienna.) Bartlebooth attempts to give his existence a unifying purpose and ends up failing when his eyesight gives out and Winckler gets a little too good at making puzzles. Bartlebooth dies trying to complete number 439.

So what I'm left with is a contradiction of sorts. On the one hand, life is full of stuff that defies organization. Yet Perec did organize it by first starting out with his crazy mathematical pattern idea and building his book from there. But then again, everything arose entirely from his own imagination to begin with so I'm not sure that's really such a contradiction after all.

In conclusion, I have to say that for some reason I did enjoy reading Life: A User's Manual despite being unable to comprehend the forest. (I hope I didn't mess up that metaphor.) But if someone were to say that they just hated it, I would totally understand.

Update: Richard linked to this diagram. I still don't get it.



Life: A User's Manual was our Unstructured Group Read for the month of April. Please feel free to join us at any time! You can find a complete book list here.

Other April participants include:

Claire
Emily
Frances
Julia
Richard

Past selections:

March 2010: Tennessee Williams, The Night of the Iguana


Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Post-Modern Disney


This is my new luggage tag that I bought in the bookstore at JFK on our way to Disney World. It is from Paperchase's Happy Noodle collection and it is fracking cute. If you do not think it is Super Kawaii, I will fight you. :D

So anyway, as I discussed last week, I went to Disney World in Orlando for three days, including two days for traveling from upstate New York to Florida. While I was there, we went first to the Magical Kingdom, and then to Hollywood Studios and Epcot Center. As I mentioned previously, I was less than enthused about spending my spring vacation at Disney World. Having since returned from there, I still feel that I would have enjoyed it more if I was a kid.

But it was still an interesting experience. Jean Baudrillard, famous for his theories on simulacra, once described the Disney amusement parks as the most real places on earth. While they present mock-ups of Main Street USA, the Golden Age of Hollywood, and various foreign countries (Epcot), they never pretend to be anything other than what they are: amusement parks. I kept thinking back to this idea as I passed through all the attractions. On the one hand, certain areas of Disney World, such as Main Street and the Epcot international exhibits, really do feel real. Until you realize that the illusion is too perfect - everything is painted, pruned, and maintained to an impossible degree, and the "character" of the place being simulated (i.e. the Old World charm of Paris and Italy, the quaint nostalgic feel of Main Street) feels too self-aware.


One of my favorite rides was the Twilight Zone Terror Tower in Hollywood Studios. Not for the ride itself, but for the set-up! An abandoned California hotel built in the 1918! (Cue that Eagles song.) The attention to landscaping, architecture, and interior decorating was so meticulous it felt like a movie set. It was everything an American horror/gothic setting could want - which is precisely the point. It's a space built on images and tropes from the collective cultural imagination, and it knows that. It never claims to be anything other than pure fantasy.


(Click here for some great photos of Hollywood Studios.)

The Muppet 3-D film was adorable and hilarious. I've always loved how the Muppets manage to appeal to both kids and adults alike.

The International Pavilions at Epcot were another high point. Although they aimed for authenticity (they were even staffed from people from each specific country), I couldn't help but to feel that they were operating, in part, on the same principle. Only in this case, it was seemed like the pavilions were partially constructed by American perceptions of other nations. The French gift shop, for example, was full of Eiffel Tower kitsch and Norway was mostly selling ski gear. But Morocco (the only pavilion actually sponsored by the country it represents) had this excellent lamb wrap that came with real couscous. I'm not a big meat eater but would definitely like to have more lamb in the future.

(I don't quite understand why Epcot has an American pavilion. Aren't we already in America?)


China had a film presented in CircleVision 360 that did a great job showcasing the natural beauty and ancient culture. But why oh why did they feel the need to mention Tienanmen Square? I understand that there's more to Tienanmen Square than GUY QUASHED BY TANK and EXECUTIONS GALORE - and that there's also a whole lot more to China than that - but seriously, WTF were they thinking? China's gift shop was totally awesome, though, and full of the neatest stuff imaginable. Japan was my other favorite gift shop. It was a great blend of traditional Japan and the contemporary anime stuff everyone loves.

But it was in Mexico that I purchased my hand-carved, hand-painted howling coyote from the Indians of Oaxaca. I love coyotes. It goes with my hand-carved wooden jaguar head covered with hundreds of tiny beads that I bought in Mexico City years ago. (I also got a little statue carved out of obsidian representing my birth month of October.)

Now would I go back to Disney World? Not anytime soon. There's only so much kiddie stuff I can take and I would really prefer to actually visit another country instead of a staged imitation. But overall, I got more out of the trip than I expected. Seeing Baudrillard's theories played out in real life was pretty cool. Added another layer to everything.

Monday, April 26, 2010

Another Published Review!

Fresh off the press: my second published review for Seminary Co-op Bookstore's The Front Table! All about Monika Fagerholm's The American Girl, a Finnish novel written in Swedish and translated by Katarina E. Tucker. From Publisher's Weekly:
This third, unusual novel from Fagerholm (Wonderful Women by the Sea) is a hypnotic coming-of-age story that hinges on a dark but powerful bond between two Finnish girls growing up in the swamplands of outer Helsinki. Born to jet-setter parents, timid young Sandra finds strength by clinging to obstinate, wild-eyed Doris, who is no stranger to dysfunction herself: her mother has a hundred thousand excuses for beating her daughter. The two begin to obsess over an unsolved death that haunts the town. Making up games in abandoned pools, basements, and the muddy marshlands, the girls dress alike and begin to form solipsistic creeds, such as the belief that suffering has developed a hidden power in us that makes it so that we can see what no one else sees. The fractured work can by trying—there's no straight chronology, and sentences are frequently appealingly off-balance (kudos to Tucker for the slick translation)—but Fagerholm's esoteric prose and her omnipotent narrator's eye bring to life a world of ambient longings, cryptic memories, and ethereal figures.
It was every bit as good as it sounds.

And be sure to check out my review for Gert Jonke's The System of Vienna.



Also: pursuant to Richard's request, some more European metal for your enjoyment! The first is "Nemo" by Finland's Nightwish and the second is "July" by Sweden's Katatonia. (Alas, both bands sing in English.)





Stay tuned for my adventures in Disneyland! That place was very . . . surreal?

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Teaser Tuesday

• Grab your current read.
• Let the book fall open to a random page.
• Share with us two "teaser" sentences from somewhere on that page.
• You also need to share the title of the book that you’re getting your “teaser” from. That way people can have some great book recommendations if they like the teaser you’ve given!
Please avoid spoilers!

Life: A User's Manual by Georges Perec
Page 353 - Ingeborg gave a strident scream. There was a noise of paper being crumpled, and the blinding glare of lightning flashed through the room, accompanied by a roll of thunder and an intense smell of sulphur.

Sunday, April 18, 2010

Sunday Salon

The Sunday Salon.com

After several weeks of neglecting these, it's about time I got back into the game.

Last Sunday was my first Sunday Salon in quite some time, and I used it to tally my score for Saturday's 24-Hour Read-a-Thon. Again, it was 582 pages total, including virtually the entire Return of the King and the bulk of Todd Newton's The Ninth Avatar. Both of them fantasy novels, which is, strangely enough, a genre I never read and used to disdain. But I have LOVED The Lord of the Rings, which inspired me to accept The Ninth Avatar from Trapdoor Books for review. While it certainly wasn't the greatest book I've ever read, I still found it fast-paced and entertaining. My review was posted on Thursday. And here is the link to Trapdoor's blog post announcing my review.

Right now I'm about halfway through Georges Perec's Life A User's Guide. (Shouldn't there be a colon after "Life"?) It's our April selection for the Non-Structured Group Read. Each participant will post about it on Friday, April 30. I like it so far, but can't help but wonder: why does Perec keep using the word "heteroclite"? I have never heard that word before and I've already encountered it three times in 282 pages.

Lastly, I'm off to Disney World for three days this week. No, I'm not excited. I wanted to go to New York City and look for jobs in publishing or maybe a museum. Disney World has never been on my list of Places to See. Someone please try to enthuse me.

I should get plenty of Perec read on the plane, though.

Thursday, April 15, 2010

Killer Zombie Army With Horns

The Ninth Avatar
By Todd Newton
374 Pages
Trapdoor Books
February 2010






Images came quickly as she passed through the Beast’s clouded wake. Soldiers fought on a red battlefield. Many died; some surrendered. A man brandished glowing weapons in defiance. Cities burned at the hands of smaller beasts with similar horns. She saw the Beast’s rise to power begin and end in the span of a moment. Then all went black.


(Before we begin, I should first make the disclaimer that the only other work of epic high fantasy I've ever read is The Lord of the Rings [see here and here]. In other words, influential as Tolkien is, I'm still not familiar with the overall genre itself and can't really evaluate this particular book in its proper context as part of a distinctive category of fiction. I approached this review from a general literary perspective and suspect that a regular fantasy reader would have something entirely different to say.)

Todd Newton's The Ninth Avatar opens with two rival city-states, Brong and Rochelle, who have joined together to fight a mysterious new enemy led by the "dark lord" Zion. The battle is lost and the two cities are destroyed. Meanwhile, a young priestess named Starka has been expelled from her order following accusations of incest that arose over her intense grief at her brother's disappearance a year ago. She is suddenly plagued by intense and terrifying visions. At the same time, Wan Du, the sole survivor of Brong, has appealed to his god for a chance at vengeance and been bequeathed a glowing sword. Following the destruction of the magical metropolis Illiadora, Cairos is the only wizard left to carry on its traditions and he too vows revenge. Starka meets a man calling himself DaVille, who is elusive about his past and is clearly an experienced killer. Mayrah and a small band of female warriors are all that is left of Rochelle. And lastly, there is Wadam, also from Starka's order, a charismatic archbishop convinced of his divinely-appointed right to rule.

It is Wan Du who discovers that the mysterious new enemy are known as the "Carrion." As the name implies, the Carrion are basically a massive zombie army (with horns) who, in a stunning twist of irony, add to their ranks by resurrecting the bodies of opponents slain in battle so that fighting them only expands their numbers. (Think of a cross between the Borg from Star Trek and the orcs from LOTR.) Leader Zion believes that he himself will soon be revealed as the Ninth Avatar, the physical incarnation of the Pillar of Darkness. Todd Newton explains the Nine Pillars here.

It sounds like a lot, but the characters and their interweaving stories are actually quite easy to keep track of, even with all the requisite world-building happening alongside the flow of the plot. The Ninth Avatar is a very fast read that literally hits the ground running. From the very first page the reader is engulfed in the clash of arms between the Carrion and the Brong-Rochelle alliance that marks the start of a war that can only get bigger. The arrival of a sudden threat to the entire known world, swarming rapidly across the land, creates a tense feeling of urgency that something needs to be done, and quickly. The only people fully aware of the danger, however, is the small group of Starka, DaVille, Cairos, Wan Du, and Mayrah, and their separate paths mean they can't stay together, while their disparate backgrounds make cooperating difficult. The central conflict, then, is the struggle of five contentious individuals to overcome a sudden destructive onslaught.

Unfortunately, the pace of events also has the narrative getting a head of itself. Several key moments in the plot happen off-page (hey, where'd that apprentice come from?), while two potentially explosive conflicts are resolved in less than a paragraph each. (If you don't mind a couple of major spoilers, highlight the following text: Wadam's seizure of power in Myst-Alsher is treated as a secondary but very real threat to be dealt with by Starka, who has been steadily growing from a frightened young girl to a woman capable of standing up to adversary. Yet Wadam is defeated just by looking into an oracle stone and almost getting visioned to death. Starka comes back and everything's fine and waiting for her. And then there's the Ninth Avatar v. Zion. The climactic one-on-one duel the reader's been gearing for instead consists of two sentences.) It gets to the point where the story just seems to collapse in on itself. "Now how can this be," I said, "that we've got less than thirty pages till the end and this and this and this still have to happen." And then it turned out that some of those few remaining pages were actually the epilogue.

It's understandable that Newton wanted to write something gripping that would sweep the reader along and be hard to put down. And certainly, we don't need every last detail of everything that happens. But given the expansive narrative he was dealing with - multiple storylines and extensive world-building, with good doses of religion and philosophy - The Ninth Avatar is one of those few books that really should have been longer.

The prose and dialogue were another issue. Not bad, but definitely average, with no really memorable passages. Even awkward at times: "You shall know my wrath, for I am Warkardis, the greatest sorcerer in Fort Sondergaarde!" Luckily the story itself, despite its flaws, is an entertaining one with several Crowning Moments of Awesome, such as the battle of the vengeful wizard, the vengeful warrior, and the mysterious killer v. a zombie army v. a dragon v. a gargoyle! It really doesn't get much better than that. The cover also deserves a shout-out:


Now if you write ever write fantasy novel, there's a look you want.

Again, I don't know how The Ninth Avatar compares to other contemporary works of fantasy (I do plan on reading some Terry Brooks so stay tuned for that) so I can't judge it in terms of genre. But I did find it to be a fun read, despite some clumsy writing and the nagging feeling that it could have been something a lot grander. Not a masterpiece but enjoyable all the same.

Bunny of Bunny Review had a very different opinion.





Review Copy





A while back I reviewed David Michie's The Magician of Lhasa for Trapdoor Books. It was a fascinating, informative, and well-written "Buddhist thriller" and I was very fond of it. Alas, it has been banned in China for its less-than-flattering portrayal of China's 1953 occupation of Tibet. But one of the tenets of Buddhism is that situations are neither inherently good or bad; they are only what you make of them. Says Michie: "The Government in China seems to have learned nothing from its past mistakes. One of the main reasons why they invaded Tibet in 1959 was to crush Tibetan Buddhism, but all they succeeded in doing was exporting it to the West." Plus, as anyone with common sense can tell you, banning a book only makes more people want to read it.

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Teaser Tuesday

• Grab your current read.
• Let the book fall open to a random page.
• Share with us two "teaser" sentences from somewhere on that page.
• You also need to share the title of the book that you’re getting your “teaser” from. That way people can have some great book recommendations if they like the teaser you’ve given!
Please avoid spoilers!

Life A User's Manual by Georges Perec
Page 74 - And, oddly enough, it was to Rorschach that Bartlebooth came for the name of a director to film the final stage of his enterprise. However, that got him nowhere, except a step deeper into the web of contradictions which he'd known for many years would tie him inexorably tighter.

Sunday, April 11, 2010

Blog Awards


Caitlin of chaotic compendiums has bestowed upon me three blog awards, pictured above. Thanks Caitlin!

Now the Beautiful Blogger and Honest Scrap Awards require that I post 10 things about myself. So here goes:
  1. I collect antique shot glasses. Not the tacky ones with stupid pictures. I like the pretty ones that look like miniature glass mugs and wine glasses.
  2. My favorite healthy snack is a kale shake. It's not as gross as it sounds! You take two leaves of kale, a whole mango, a large chunk of pineapple, two cups of water, and some ice and blend them all together. The mixture should be a fluorescent toxic green color. Very healthy and very tasty.
  3. I work as a legal secretary in a general practice law firm. We get some very interesting cases. Family Court is a sad, sad place.
  4. I love coyotes!
  5. I am a Trekkie! Star Trek novels rule!
  6. I hate the Star Wars movies but enjoy the fan fiction.
  7. I have two elderly Lab mixes.
  8. I saw this painting in a coffeehouse that I really liked but it costs $1,500. I'm trying to figure out how to raise the money.
  9. I love coffee. I drink about four cups a day. It used to be eight but then I started getting these heart palpitations.
  10. If I could travel anywhere in the world, it would be Paris, Greece, and Southern Italy, particularly the Sorrento-Amalfi-Naples area.

Sunday Salon and Read-a-Thon Wrap-Up













The Sunday Salon.com

It's been a few weeks since I've done a Sunday Salon. I need to get back on track with these.

Anyway, this most recent 24-hour read-a-thon was total win even though I didn't last quite the entire thing. I winked out at 5:30 am (it ended at 8 am for my timezone) which is a vast improvement over 1 am, which is all I could manage for my first two read-a-thons. Maybe next time I'll make it the whole way.

For my first Dewey Read-a-Thon, back in October 2009, I completed a total of 320 pages. For my second read-a-thon, the December one, I made a slight improvement with 402 pages. Let's see how I did this time

314 pages of Todd Newton's The Ninth Avatar
+
268 pages of J.R.R. Tolkien
's The Return of the King
______________________________
582 pages total


In both cases, it was nearly the complete book. I was 60 pages into The Ninth Avatar when I first started and 16 pages into The Return of the King.

So, not quite the dramatic improvement I'd hoped but still - 5:30 am and virtually two whole books! SUCCESS.

Here is the complete list of all my posts:

START
Update #1: A Favorite Mini-Challenge
Update #2
Update #3: A Musical Mini-Challenge
Update #4
Update #5: Mid-Event Meme
Update #6
Update #7: Two Mini-Challenges
Update #8
Update #9: The Hungry Readers Mini-Challenge
Update #10
Update #11: The Most Hated Mini-Challenge

I would also like to recognize the following cheerleaders and fellow readers:

alitareads
BiblioMom
Bybee
Caitlin
Care
Claire
Frances
jehara
Kailana
kihanadulay
kikiv68
Lindsey Sparks
Literate Housewife
Margot
Melis
Richard
Sara
Softdrink
Valerie
Wendy

Thanks for your encouragement, everyone!

Read-a-Thon Update #11: Most Hated Mini-Challenge

I did it! I finished The Return of the King! All of it!

Are any cheerleaders still awake?

Anyway, for this ungodly hour we have Lindsey's Most Hated mini-challenge:

Here's what you need to do. Create a post on your blog about your most hated character from a book. Maybe they're evil, maybe they're just annoying, or maybe they remind you of your ex. Whatever the reason, just pick someone and then write a post that shares who they are, what book they're from and the author, and why you hate them.

Oh don't get me started. Phoebe Pyncheon from Nathaniel Hawthorne's The House of the Seven Gables. The most pure, saccharine, wholesome, happy-go-lucky, over-the-top Victorian Angel of the House ever written. She's one #%^&ing ray of sunshine. The Mary Sue to end all Mary Sues. Bella Swan turns to stone before her.

Having spent the past several hours reading Tolkien nonstop, I hereby express my desire to see Phoebe Pyncheon carried off to Mordor and cast into the fires of Mount Doom. Along with Bella.

Read-a-Thon Update #10

It's 4 am and I'm still here! And not only that, but I've just about finished The Return of the King! They just spoke with the Ents and the hobbits are about to return to the Shire. Yay for them!

Read-a-Thon Update #9: The Hungry Readers Mini-Challenge

It's 3:00 am and I just had another cup of coffee. Which brings me to Shel and Monica's mini-challenge:

For this challenge, we want to read about or see the foods and drinks that are keeping you awake and reading. Possibilities include answering one or a few of the following questions. What's your reading fuel? And how much of this food or drink have you consumed during the readathon? . . . Are you actually considering using an IV of caffeine?

I don't have an IV, no, but I have consumed ungodly amounts of coffee. I mean, I usually drink a lot of coffee but this has gotten ridiculous. I had a total of 8 cups during the day - the first four at 7:30 am and the rest at 8 pm - and now there's this cup I'm having now! It's insane!

So here I sit, drinking my coffee, reading about Sam and Frodo slowly wearing down from fatigue in their ongoing quest across the scorched desert of Gorgoroth, deep in the land of Mordor, as they try to reach Mount Doom to cast the cursed Ring into its fires. They could really use some caffeine too, but they have this Elf food that seems to keep them sufficiently energized.

Read-a-Thon Update #8

It's almost 2:30 am. I could quit now and be happy, since I've already beaten my previous record of 1 am. But I'm not that tired yet. Poor Sam and Frodo are running around in Mordor! I can't just leave them!

There's always more coffee, if it comes to that. Even if I don't get a spectacular page count, at least I will have the satisfaction of knowing that I held out as long as I could.

Read-a-Thon Update #7: Two Mini-Challenges

The Return of the King just keeps getting better and better. Uh-oh, the Black Gate of Mordor is about to open. Crap crap crap. They are so screwed. Or are they?

But I take a break from my reading for the following mini-challenge from Michelle:

In this mini-challenge, I'm asking you to tell me about the first book you remember loving. I'm talking, soul-searing, blood-boiling, can't-get-enough-of-it love. This book doesn't have to be from your childhood but it can be.

Just write up a quick post telling me what the first book you absolutely loved was and why you loved it. If you want to include some stories about your history with this book, please do!

When I was nine years old and going into fourth grade, my family went on vacation and our next-door neighbor, who knew I liked to read, lent me a book. It was Jules Verne's 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea and Daniel Defoe's Robinson Crusoe together in one volume. The Verne I barely remember now but Robinson Crusoe I absolutely adored. It was the complete book, including Crusoe and Friday's adventures after their rescue from the island.

It was the first real classic I ever read. I had read great children's stories such as Charlotte's Web and A Wrinkle in Time, but this was a real book. That part toward the end where Friday is killed was the first time I ever felt real grief at the demise of a fictional character. Robinson Crusoe was like a revelation. I had no idea books could be this great.

It seems so silly now. Compared to other classics I've read since then, the prose and structure of Robinson Crusoe is so clumsy and amateur. But it was the first of its kind and it still lives in the imaginations of millions of readers, and probably will for centuries to come.



And now from Jennifer we have the Get the Heck Out of Here! mini-challenge, or How I Prepared for the Read-a-Thon:

This mini challenge is all about getting ready for today. If you’re participating, you can easily be successful. I know that it’s been a long day at this point. Easy is good, right?

What steps did you take to ensure you’d be able to read as much as possible today?

Nothing, really. Just picked up two books I needed to get read as soon as possible and started reading them. I had a two-hour nap around 3:30 and four cups of coffee at 8.

Of those steps, which proved to be the most beneficial to your day?

Probably the nap. I had nighttime coffee for the last two read-a-thons too but still clonked out at 1 am. But it's 12:30 and I'm not tired!

Is there anything you might do differently next time?

Try to actually start on time! Although I was only a half-hour late, which is better than one full hour, as was the case with the last two read-a-thons (the October Dewey and the December one).

Saturday, April 10, 2010

Read-a-Thon Update #6

Wooooo! My goal of making serious headway in The Return of the King is being realized as I write! I have read well over 100 pages and have reached the part where Aragorn heals Faramir. I can't wait to return to Sam and Frodo in Mordor!

And what a difference between this great classic of epic fantasy and its contemporary imitator, The Ninth Avatar, which I also read for this read-a-thon. Newton is but a pale reflection of the glory that is Tolkien. This book is awesome.

Keep up the good work everyone!

Read-a-Thon Update #5: Mid-Event Meme

Woo-hoo! One book finished! And now onto the real stuff: Tolkien, here I come!

An hour late, but here are my responses to the Mid-Event Meme:

1. What are you reading right now?

The Return of the King

2. How many books have you read so far?

One. I just finished Todd Newton's The Ninth Avatar. I started at page 60 at the beginning of the read-a-thon and there are 374 pages in the book. I'm too lazy to do the math.

3. What book are you most looking forward to for the second half of the Read-a-thon?

Well, I've only got one other book planned. Just hoping I'll make some real headway with The Return of the King.

4. Did you have to make any special arrangements to free up your whole day?

Nope. My Saturdays are usually pretty quiet.

5. Have you had many interruptions? How did you deal with those?

Oh, I needed my interruptions. I can't sit still and read nonstop for hours and hours. The only thing that bugged me was having to go the vet and spend $110 on tick medicine for my dog.

6. What surprises you most about the Read-a-thon, so far?

Not much. My third time doing this.

7. Do you have any suggestions for how to improve the Read-a-thon next year?

Nope. All good.,

8. What would you do differently, as a Reader or a Cheerleader, if you were to do this again next year?

Try to concentrate more. I need more mental discipline if I'm ever going to improve my results.

9. Are you getting tired yet?

No but I'll be having my 4 cups of (organic free-trade) coffee soon.

10. Do you have any tips for other Readers or Cheerleaders, something you think is working well for you that others may not have discovered?

Not really. Readers, good luck! Cheerleaders, keep doing your thing!

Read-a-Thon Update #4

Whew! Just woke up from a two-hour nap! Still have fifty pages to go of The Ninth Avatar.

I would like to take this opportunity to thank everyone who has been cheering for me and encouraging me. Even if my page count at the end is less than stellar (as I suspect it will be), hopefully I'll be able to last the full 24 hours! Nap + coffee = success!

After a few blogs I'll be back to my reading. Can't wait to see how this book ends.

Read-a-Thon Update #3: A Musical Mini-Challenge

Still reading The Ninth Avatar. Less than 100 pages to go. Review up tomorrow.

For this hour, I bring you Kate’s Book, Score, Soundtrack Challenge! Since I love music as much as I love literature, this is truly the challenge for me!

So here is your challenge:

1. Choose a song (sung or instrumental) that represents a chapter that you are currently reading or have read during the read-a-thon thus far. If the book was turned into a movie, and this chapter was shown, what music would you want in the background to convey the emotion or environment.

2. List the book/author/chapter that you choose along with the song(s) you choose.

3. Give a quick synopsis about the chapter (No SPOILERS please!) or the circumstances that take place and why you chose the song to represent it.

I actually posted this song and fan video for another mini-challenge in the last Dewey 24-Hour Read-a-Thon in October 2009. But I love it so much. Tristania's "Beyond the Veil" is the ultimate Epic Kickass Anthem. And there is indeed plenty of ass-kicking in Todd Newton's The Ninth Avatar, which deals with, among other things, vengeful warriors, vengeful wizards, a vengeful traitor seeking redemption, undead armies, and the requisite Dark Lord.

If I had to choose a particular chapter that went with this song, I would say it's the one featuring the humongous battle of the undead army v. the vengeful warrior v. the vengeful wizard v. the vengeful traitor seeking redemption v. dragon v. the gargoyle.



For more Tristania (and yet a third posting of this song), click here. The genre is Gothic metal.

Read-a-Thon Update #2

Still wading through The Ninth Avatar. I'm on page 242 of 374 and still have no idea where this book is going to end up. Although I'm less than impressed by Newton's prose and awkward dialogue, the story itself is a compelling one. As far as villains go, the Carrion are pretty awesome. Very reminiscent of the Borg from Star Trek and I love the Borg.

I'll probably have my review out tomorrow.

Hopefully I can get to The Return of the King today. I've never read fantasy before but who knows - maybe some day I'll move onto some Terry Brooks.

Happy reading everyone!

Read-a-Thon Update #1: A Favorite Mini-Challenge

It's been two and a half hours since I started but I've only gotten about 65 pages read of Todd Newton's The Ninth Avatar finished. But I know I'll finish it today.

Anyway, for Hour 3, Bobbie of 'Til We Read Again gives us the following mini-challenge:

Welcome to Hour 3 Mini Challenge. I will be your host:) This challenge is just for fun. Listed below is a series of questions. Please put your nominees for the following categories.

Please list the books in which the characters reside;)

Favorite Female Character in a book: Motoko Kusanagi in Ghost in the Shell (Does manga count? This is very literary, thoughtful manga.)
Favorite Male Character in a book: Yossarian in Catch-22
Favorite Side Kick in a book: Y.T. in Snow Crash
Favorite Couple in a Book: Potok and Černá in City Sister Silver (They have one of the most beautiful passages I've ever read.)
Favorite Book Series: Lord of the Rings, followed by Anne Rice's Vampire Chronicles
Favorite Author: Roberto Bolaño!
Favorite Book Cover: Unforgiving Years by Victor Serge (See it here - totally sums up the atmosphere of the book.)
Favorite Book of 2009: Roberto Bolaño's 2666

Good luck with the read-a-thon everyone!

Read-a-Thon START!

It's heeeeeeeeere!

The Dewey 24-Hour Read-a-Thon begins right now (actually, a half an hour ago so I'm a bit late) and I'm psyched to get started! I'll kick things off with the Hour 1 mini-challenge, from your host for the next four hours, Trish. Here we go:

Where are you reading from today?

Mostly my bedroom.

3 facts about me. . .

My favorite genre is translated fiction. I am a total Roberto Bolaño fangirl. The first two books of The Lord of the Rings are the very first fantasy novels I've ever read; Todd Newton's The Ninth Avatar, which I'll be finishing and hopefully reviewing in the next 24 hours, will be the third.

Do you have any goals for the read-a-thon?

I don't have any specific plans beyond The Return of the King (for the LOTR read-along) and The Ninth Avatar (for Trapdoor Books). Come to think of it, the last book I reviewed for Trapdoor, incidentally, was also read during a read-a-thon (the one in December). It would be great if I could get this one done too. I've been lagging behind with it.

If you're a veteran read-a-thoner, any advice for people doing this for the first time?

Not really, no. Just prepare for the possibility of disappointment with your final results. This is my third read-a-thon and hopefully I'll do better this time.

Thursday, April 8, 2010

Non-Structured Book Club

I was just visiting over at Emily's blog when I realized that I too had forgotten to post about our book club! To put it simply, we are a small group of bloggers who get together (online) on the last Friday of each month to post about that month's selection. For the month of March, we kicked things off with Tennessee Williams's The Night of the Iguana. Here are our upcoming attractions:

April: Life, A User's Manual by Georges Perec
May: Tender Morsels by Margo Lanagan
June: Moo Pak by Gabriel Josipovici
July: A Personal Matter by Kenzaburo Oe
August: In the American Grain by William Carlos Williams
September: Santa Evita by Tomás Eloy Martínez
October: Old School by Tobias Wolff
November: Vilnius Poker by Ričardas Gavelis
December: Clandestine in Chile: The Adventures of Miguel Littin by Gabriel García Márquez

Note all the great international works!

Other regular participants include Richard, Frances, Sarah, and Claire. We certainly hope you join us for one, two, a few, or hopefully all of our reads and we look forward to new readers each month. Check it out!

Wednesday, April 7, 2010

Rifftrax Does Twilight!



I laughed so hard.

Click here to watch Buffy slay Edward.

Monday, April 5, 2010

What?

Ergo
By Jakov Lind
Translated by Ralph Manheim
Open Letter Press
150 pages
January 15, 2010





For you my dear Würz comma I will empty every bucket period. You have understood what it's all about period. Now we are going to talk about politics this is the last period. For our aim is the renewal of a literary gift as boundless as it is aimless as uneven as your mental capacities of adroit helplessness of the momentary inconveniences of broad sections unmistakable resistance regardless if the desires for homogeneity of views the task of individuals in their mode of thought. . .

I'm not dumb. Seriously. I like books that make you think.

But I don't even know where to begin with this one. Ergo, first published in 1966, is my second Jakov Lind book after Landscape in Concrete, which I reviewed for Open Letter Press last year. It wasn't the greatest book I ever read but I liked it well enough. Had a very Catch-22 feel to it. But Ergo. . .

To put it simply: this guy Wacholder is obsessed with this other guy Würz who hasn't left his house in seventeen years. He has obvious symptoms of what we would recognize today as severe OCD (he's obsessed with germs, cleanliness, and order). Convinced that Würz is a menace to society, Wacholder has been trying to "smoke him out" through a series of annoying, threatening, or otherwise obnoxious letters, some 74 in total over the years. Wacholder, meanwhile, lives in a pile of paper in the dilapidated Custom House No. 8 with his son Aslan and a bedridden philosopher named Leo. He then gets a bunch of government workers together for dinner and an orgy, following which he will hold a rally to collectively declare Würz's non-being, pursuant to Leo's placental theory of existence.

Now, um, I guess there is some obvious comedic source material here. But my reaction from practically page one is that this novel is not dissimilar to one of Wacholder's own letters:
Dear Würz, although dominant inclinations might have permitted another step forward and the pertinent instrumental suggestion and advance of effective knowledge, it cannot be denied that not always before we take such a step, I, in this connection, ask someone who is above all doubt to develop his theory superficially but thoroughly and unintelligibly, especially to the scientist, that what has actually happened and is universally known simply cannot, that the contemplation and opportunity for experiments have assumed enormous proportions in connection with statistical truth, where concepts are not, that in many cases blood-pressure readings and stool samples often no longer or even conversely produce deleterious effects if the greatest danger is eliminated and really worthwhile ailments are cured by the incomprehension of the psychiatrist. . .
I am not sure if this Ergo is meant to be quite this ironic or not, mostly because I'm not even sure if Wacholder's letters are really supposed to be nonsense or not. Part of what Lind is trying to get at is that people are insane and that civilization is insane. (I don't know what the other part is.) So is this book supposed to be completely confusing? Is this, like, some kind of reflection of Lind's argument as to the innate incongruity of various aspects of German-Austrian small-town life in the 1960s?

Plus, there are some pretty crude moments in the narrative that give the whole thing a really icky feel that I just could not shake off the entire time I was reading it.

So. . . I hate to be really lame but is there anyone who can explain this to me?







Review Copy





Oprah's Book Club

I know, I know - it's easy to knock Oprah and her Book Club. But I just found this on Bibliophile by the Sea and you have to admit she's got some pretty solid tastes. There's some great stuff here (even if we don't overlap much). She even had people reading Faulkner! Good for Oprah, I say!

Have Read
Would Like to Read

2009

Say You're One of Them by Uwem Akpan

2008

The Story of Edgar Sawtelle by David Wroblewski
A New Earth by Eckhart Tolle

2007

The Pillars of the Earth by Ken Follett
Love in the Time of Cholera by Gabriel García Márquez
Middlesex by Jeffrey Eugenides
The Road by Cormac McCarthy
The Measure of a Man by Sidney Poitier

2006

Night by Elie Wiesel

2005

A Million Little Pieces by James Frey
Light in August by William Faulkner
The Sound and the Fury by William Faulkner
As I Lay Dying by William Faulkner

2004

The Good Earth by Pearl S. Buck
Anna Karenina by Leo Tolstoy
The Heart Is a Lonely Hunter by Carson McCullers
One Hundred Years of Solitude by Gabriel García Márquez

2003

Cry, The Beloved Country by Alan Paton
East of Eden by John Steinbeck

2002

Sula by Toni Morrison
Fall on Your Knees by Ann-Marie MacDonald

2001

A Fine Balance by Rohinton Mistry
The Corrections by Jonathan Franzen
Cane River by Lalita Tademy
Stolen Lives: Twenty Years in a Desert Jail by Malika Oufkir
Icy Sparks by Gwyn Hyman Rubio
We Were the Mulvaneys by Joyce Carol Oates

2000

House of Sand and Fog by Andre Dubus III
Drowning Ruth by Christina Schwarz
Open House by Elizabeth Berg
The Poisonwood Bible by Barbara Kingsolver
While I Was Gone by Sue Miller
The Bluest Eye by Toni Morrison
Back Roads by Tawni O'Dell
Daughter of Fortune by Isabel Allende
Gap Creek by Robert Morgan

1999

A Map of the World by Jane Hamilton
Vinegar Hill by A. Manette Ansay
River, Cross My Heart by Breena Clarke
Tara Road by Maeve Binchy
Mother of Pearl by Melinda Haynes
White Oleander by Janet Fitch
The Pilot's Wife by Anita Shreve
The Reader by Bernhard Schlink
Jewel by Bret Lott

1998

Where the Heart Is by Billie Letts
Midwives by Chris Bohjalian
What Looks Like Crazy on an Ordinary Day by Pearl Cleage
I Know This Much Is True by Wally Lamb
Breath, Eyes, Memory by Edwidge Danticat
Black and Blue by Anna Quindlen
Here on Earth by Alice Hoffman
Paradise by Toni Morrison

1997

The Best Way to Play by Bill Cosby
The Treasure Hunt by Bill Cosby
The Meanest Thing to Say by Bill Cosby
A Virtuous Woman by Kaye Gibbons
Ellen Foster by Kaye Gibbons
A Lesson Before Dying by Ernest J. Gaines
Songs in Ordinary Time by Mary McGarry Morris
The Heart of a Woman by Maya Angelou
The Rapture of Canaan by Sheri Reynolds
Stones from the River by Ursula Hegi
She's Come Undone by Wally Lamb

1996

The Book of Ruth by Jane Hamilton
Song of Solomon by Toni Morrison
The Deep End of the Ocean by Jacquelyn Mitchard

Sunday, April 4, 2010

Happy Easter!


Art Nouveau-style image by cippow25.

Saturday, April 3, 2010

Mortal Love





I just found this fantastic Gothic metal band from Norway! Mortal Love's three albums form a trilogy, the story of which can be discerned by putting the titles together: All the Beauty, I Have Lost, Forever Will Be Gone. (Trigger warning for the second video. But it is a very depressing song.)

Sexism. Racism. And Rainbows.

In 1971 Paulette L. Williams, a student at Barnard College, attempted suicide. In addition to the recent breakup of her short marriage, she had struggled for years with feelings of alienation and depression, likely exacerbated by the racial taunts and attacks she had endured as a child following Brown v. the Board of Education. But throughout it all, her well-to-do parents always encouraged her artistic expression. Growing up, guests to her family's home included Dizzy Gillespie, Miles Davis, Chuck Berry, and W. E. B. Du Bois.

Williams's involvement in the Woman's Studies Department at Sonoma State College and discovery of dance eventually helped her heal. She changed her name to Ntozake Shange, which means "she who comes with her own things" and "she who walks with lions." In the introduction to her Obie-winning play, For Colored Girls Who Have Considered Suicide When the Rainbow Is Enuf, Shange writes that, "Knowing a woman's mind & spirit had been allowed me, [and] with dance I discovered my body more intimately than I had imagined possible." In 1975, For Colored Girls, inspired by Judy Grahn's The Common Woman and the feminist theater work of Halifu Osumare, was performed for the very first time at the Bacchanal, a woman's bar outside Berkeley, California. By 1976 it was appearing on Broadway, where one witness recalls that ". . . all sorts of people who might never have set foot in a Broadway house - black nationalists, feminist separatists - came to experience Shange's firebomb of a poem." In September 2009, Tyler Perry announced plans for a film adaptation starring Janet Jackson, Mariah Carey, Whoopi Goldberg, Macy Gray, Kerry Washington, Kimberly Elise, Phylicia Rashad, and Jurnee Smollett.

Shange describes For Colored Girls as a "choreopoem." It's basically a series of nineteen connected poems recited by six women identified only by the color of their clothing: yellow, purple, red, green, blue, and orange. While some take the form of rambling monologues, there are also brief snippets of verse exchanged back and forth among the women, as though they were a group of friends engaged in conversation.
lady in blue
that niggah will be back tomorrow, sayin 'i'm sorry'

lady in yellow
get this, last week my ol man came in sayin 'i don't know
how she got yr number baby, i'm sorry'

lady in brown
no this one is it, 'o baby, ya know i waz high, i'm sorry'

lady in purple
'i'm only human, and inadequacy is what makes us human, &
if we was perfect we wdnt have nothin to strive for, so you
might as well go on and forgive me pretty baby, cause i'm sorry'

lady in green
'shut up bitch, i told you i waz sorry'
This deeply intimate feel is reinforced by Shange's use of very down-to-earth speech and metaphors to describe complex emotions and the deep psychological concepts of identity, internalized oppression, and coping with the pressures of racism, sexism, and classism. A near-loss of self and pride suffered in an unhealthy relationship, for example, is portrayed by the "lady in green's" monologue about how "somebody almost walked off wid alla my stuff."
somebody almost walked off wid all my stuff
not my poems or a dance i gave up in the street
but somebody almost walked off wid alla my stuff
like a kleptomaniac working hard & forgettin while stealin
this is mine / this aint yr stuff /
now why dont you put me back & let me hang out in my own self
somebody almost walked off wid alla my stuff
& didnt care enuf to send a note home sayin
i waz late for my solo conversation
or two sizes too small for my own tacky shirts
what can anybody do wit something of no value on
a open market / did you getta dime for my things /
hey man / where are you goin wid alla my stuff /
this is a woman's trip & i need my stuff /
to ooh & ahh abt / daddy / i gotta mainline number
from my own shit / now wontchu put me back / & let
me play this duet / wit this silver ring in my nose /
honest to god / somebody almost run off wit alla my stuff /
(In the video below it's the "lady in red" for some reason.) The weighty themes are further balanced by a good dose of humor, such as the story of a precocious young girl who ventures into the Adult Reading Room at the library, falls in love with TOUSSAINT L'OUVERTURE, and then meets a boy her age named TOUSSAINT JONES.

There is also, of course, dancing and movement throughout that reinforces the spoken word. At one point, which must be striking to see onstage, the ladies are all dancing and urging one another to find joy in herself and her worth to the world. Then the stage direction calls for a sudden change in light and for the ladies to "react as if they had been struck in the face." Then:
lady in blue
a friend is hard to press charges against

lady in red
if you know him
you must have wanted it

lady in purple
a misunderstanding

lady in red
you know
these things happen

lady in blue
are you sure
you didnt suggest
Unlike The Vagina Monologues, the ladies of For Colored Girls do not sit and rely solely on the emotional resonance and intensity of their lines to carry the play. They are constantly in motion, using both voice and body equally to express themselves.

My initial thought was actually that For Colored Girls was going to be similar to The Vagina Monologues, as a group of female performers each take a turn talking about the struggles and the lessons they've learned as women. There is an element of that, but For Colored Girls is not simply a play. When reading drama, there is always a tension inherent to the solitary, internal act of reading a work meant to be seen and heard, with each actor bringing their own interpretation. During the recent group read of Tennessee Williams's The Night of the Iguana, for instance, some participants felt that the dialogue was rather over-the-top but also wondered if being recited onstage or onscreen toned it down.

For Colored Girls, however, is equal parts poetry and can easily be read as such. In that way, it functions both as a group event and a personalized experience. Shange's words alone carry immense weight, and For Colored Girls Who Have Considered Suicide When the Rainbow is Enuf is not soon to be forgotten.

Thanks to Tami for introducing me to this excellent work.



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